Because of the crushed house,
Because of the pig,
Because of the glass of
Milk, because of the spinning
Saw, because of the rock,
The house fell down.
So they bought a new
House. They bought a car,
A porch swing,
They bought a grill, and they
Bought a TV.
The pig got on the porch swing,
Swung high,
And did, mistakenly,
Of course, crash the car; the car
Knocked the grill, dropped
The pork belly. Oops!
Then the TV showed reruns over
And over until the TV
Broke, so Oops!
A pig child came out
Of the house, and played with his sword
And he sliced the pole
That held the new house
Together and the house
Fell down. Oops!
Everything happened
Because of the pig and the swing!
By Michelle, 3rd grade