RRRRR – The Hulk
The Hulk’s hands are as hard as thunder. The Hulk is so big that if he jumped on you, he would smash you so bad because he would crush you like a soft ball. He can punch you with his pinky. And when he has the advantage, he will slice your body in half. He will scratch up your face, bite your legs off. And when he RRR’s, he makes the world tumble. He can manhandle you like it’s nothing in the world. He can track you down, hunt you down, and rip up the whole country if he wanted to. He can rip out your flesh and blood. When someone touches him, you fly across the world. He can cup stack buildings so fast that your eyes will roll back and forth.
He is the Hulk.
By Andrew, 4th grade
Pineapple Man and Screaming Pancake are super heroes that fly all around the world. They read a newspaper article of a Giant Bee attacking New York City. Pineapple Man and Screaming Pancake flew to the rescue and it only took them two seconds to get there. They found the bee and measured it. It was 42 feet long! The people of New York stayed inside for nine weeks. “Look!” said Billy Bob Joe, a fat man with a bushy beard. “It’s Pineapple Man and Screaming Pancake!” The super heroes made the Giant Bee fly over the ocean. When the bee flew over the ocean Screaming Pancake poured syrup under his wings. The giant bee’s wings got stuck to his body. He fell into the ocean and drowned. The whole crowd screamed, “Hooray!” They went outside to play and were so happy that they had a giant party.
By Vijay, 3rd grade
[photo by agilitynut via flickr]